Lets start with suspect #1
Amy Winehouse was arrested last week by UK authorities on suspicion of assault. The singer spent the weekend in Jail for allegedly head butting a bar patron. In the words of Flavor-Flav...WahoooW! Here's where her luck comes in though. In the UK the sentence for simple assault is 6 months in prison! Winehouse walked away from this free as a bird...., a violent, drug abusing bird! Love her music though.
Suspect #2, get out of jail free card....not so much!
While Whinehouse sings a happy tune (literally), one famous movie star won't be singing any tunes or acting in any movies for a long time...2.5 years to be exact. Actor Wesley Snipes was convicted of tax evasion last week. Snipes apparently neglected to pay Uncle Sam $2.7 million. Huh? Come on Wesley, it's only $2.7 million, it's not like you have to pay $3 million! I bet you next time he'll be paying his taxes ON TIME! Here's what the judge had to say about the stars sentence:
"Snipes' long prison sentence should send a loud and crystal clear message to all tax defiers that if they engage in similar tax defier conduct, they face joining him and his co-defendants ... as inmates in prison."
Better watch out tax defier's!!! Uncle Sam is watching you!
I'm kidding, but seriously, didn't that scare you guys just a little bit? I know I'm not gonna complain about paying any kind of taxes anymore. Even though his pal Denzel Washington and Woody Harrelson wrote letters in his defense, Wesley still got the book thrown at him. OUCH!
Later Guys!
