I know that many people watch "The Hills" on MTV.  They are Hollywood's latest craze, and you can't manage a week without seeing one of the characters on a celebrity magazine.  They might as well be famous actresses or actors! The amount of celebrity coverage these people get makes me think they have cured some foreign disease! (Although I think Spencer and Heidi are competing to see who can be the worst Hollywood actor and actress.)

I have watched LC and co. since they were on "Laguna Beach."  I've followed all of the love triangles, fights, and other crazy happenings.  Well, I finally watched this season's premier yesterday and it got me to thinking.  After all of this time, what are some ways to improve the show?

The main idea I came up with was the captions that pop up under each"characters" name.  (Let's face it, they are characters!)  Last season gave us new faces to add to the cast.  Stephanie Pratt and Justin (or is it Bobby?)  Well, why not make the show more interesting and put their nicknames under their names?  Instead of putting Stephanie on screen and then underneath putting that she's Spencer's sister, why not mix it up?  Most of us are die-hard fans that watch, so we know who she really is, right? Put She-Pratt underneath.  That's recognizable!  For Spencer and Heidi, both of them could be captioned with Speidi.  Make one of them Part 1 and the other Part 2!  And after Monday nights opener, we can start putting Ecu under Brody.  That was the french term for Scum.  Audrina could be Playmate, Lauren could be Gullible, and I haven't yet figured out what to put underneath Whitney's and Lo's names yet.  I'm working on it.  Hmm...Jenn Bunney....maybe Tramp?

Before I go, I must ask one question.  How in the world could both Heidi and Spencer just take off to Colorado?  Does Mr. Brent Bolthouse really not care if one of his employees does a disappearing act?  Who knows what Spencer does, but he has to make money somehow.  Unless appearing in magazines with a cheesy smile is a paying job.  Who knows?

Anyway, that's all for now.  Any suggestions on my idea would be greatly appreciated.

CelebJunkie
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